Monday, March 20, 2017

Necesitas el hospital



Howdy everyone what’s going on?
Things are still going pretty well down here in Louisiana. It’s starting to get pretty hot though so here comes the yellow shirts that everyone told me about. 

But anyways this week has been a little bit of an interesting one, we were able to teach a couple of our investigators, but for the most of the week we did a whole lot of tracting; which always makes it so you run into a couple interesting characters.

The first one was a Mexican named Alfredo. He was one of those classic crazy people that believe everything that they have ever seen online is the truth. He started telling us that every church in the world was all controlled by the devil because they are suppressing some of the truth that he knows. Examples: he told us that people in Israel have found Noah’s arc on top of a mountain, that those same people have found the arc of the covenant right underneath Calvary hill and the way they found it was there was a Jewish doctor that went to the site and an angel appeared to him and opened up the ground and showed it to him as well as showed him a pool of blood that was on top of it that the angel told him to go test in a laboratory. Supposedly this liquid was Christ’s blood since it only had half of the normal amount of chromosomes that humans do. He told us we can find that all of this is true if we look it up on youtube. haha people are crazy.

Then the second one is the reason for the title of the email, so if you don’t like kinda gross stories you shouldn’t read this one. What happens is we are walking past this guy to a appointment when he calls us over and asks to use our phones. We walk over and we see a huge hole in the side of his calf, and the skin all around it was discolored and looked like it was dying. We thought we met someone with leprosy for a second. We are all like, "dude what is up with your leg?" and he told us that it was a spider bite. Then we told him he should go to the hospital and he told us that he has but they didn’t give him enough drugs and that he wasn’t going back again. He was literally insane. Man that must have been one monster spider.

Sorry for the weird email this time around, it has been a kinda strange week.
I hope y’all have an awesome week, and always remember that you should never pet a spider... that is just messed up.

Love y’all!
Classic Louisiana

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